SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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