just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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