Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
