I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
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Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
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If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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