idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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