Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
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She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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