We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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