just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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