I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
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The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
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ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Text me some of your sweat
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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