Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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