Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
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Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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