Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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