If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
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First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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