hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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