C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize