i would punch a child for taco bell
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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