Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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