She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
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I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
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Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
sex in a hospital.. check
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
last night I used snow as a chaser
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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