Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
