Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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