I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
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I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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