Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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