Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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