We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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