their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
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There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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