yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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