well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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