I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Randomize
