My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
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my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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