this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
It was like getting head from an anaconda
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
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Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
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I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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