So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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