so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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