I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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