He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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