Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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