You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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