Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Dicks are not precious.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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