IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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