IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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