Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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