im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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