Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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