Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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