Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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