do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
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