I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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