Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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