This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
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Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
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It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
We're too hungover to prance.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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