I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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