Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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