Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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