their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Randomize
