I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
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Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
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I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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