Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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