Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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