No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
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I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
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I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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